21 Times Cartman Committed An Actual Crime

Eric Cartman, criminal mastermind and total dick.

It's clear Cartman is an atrocious friend and human being, but did you know he's also a serial criminal?

It's true. He's done almost anything you can name. And after checking it all out, we're pretty horrified.

So here it is, kind of in order of how bad they are, your guide to Cartman's criminal history.

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