Cartman Quotes That Remind Us Why He's The Best South Park Character

He wants us to WHAT his balls?

Cartman may be a schoolchild, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know WAY more offensive words than us.

There's no doubt that he's the greatest character in South Park, and we've collected a bunch of evidence to backup this wild claim.

Disagree? Feel free to suck our balls.

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