Cartoon Invents Disney Princess Mums' Happily Ever After

And they're not very magical, to say the least...

'And they all lived happily ever after', said every shitty kids' story that informed our unrealistic expectations of love, feminity, and human existence.

But did 'they' encompass the perfect prince and princesses' parents, hmm?! Who put the ungrateful little cretins on this goddamn Earth in the first place?!

HAD NO ONE CONSIDERED WHAT THEIR PARENTS SACRIFICED FOR THOSE FLYING CARPETS AND CASTLES WITH ACTUAL TURRETS?

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM WHEN THEIR STUPID KIDS PISSED OFF WITH THE FIRST ELIGIBLE TEENAGER THEY CLAPPED EYES ON?! EH?!

Artist Amy Kim thought it was about time we found out, so let's get on and show you, shall we?

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