Breaking: Gingers Finally Get Emoji (But Still Have No Souls)
Lower on the priority list than mermaids, sushi and camels.
Rangas worldwide, REJOICE. Ginger emoji are on their way.
A video from Unicode shows redheads to be honoured in emoji form later in 2018 after years of being ignored.
FINALLY, after mermaids, sushi pieces and camels, f***ing CAMELS, they've made the cut. Here's what they'll look like.
But guess what? They still won't have souls. Sorry, but no emoji in the world can make that happen. It's just the way it is.
Emoji You're Using All Wrong:
15 Emojis We've Been Using Wrong, Apparently
Why can't we just do what we want?
1 of 15Apparently we've been using emojis all wrong. Why didn't anyone tell us? So contrary to what we thought, and what it looks like, this is a face of triumph. TRIUMPH.
2 of 15These dancing twins have bunny ears on, which apparently means something sexy? Sure, why not.
3 of 15This is not a shooting star. It is a dizzy star, and woe betide anyone who uses it otherwise.
4 of 15Is this emoji deceased? If you said "yes", GET THE HELL OUT. It's also dizzy. Dizziness is apparently very common but also hard to represent graphically.
5 of 15Believe it or not, there is little to no sass in this picture. No, this is, in fact, a helpful information desk person, ready to guide you to wherever you may need to go.
6 of 15And that place may be this love hotel, which does not represent "Get Well Soon" but actually refers to hospitals you can pay for by the hour. We'll let you figure out the rest.
7 of 15This is not someone trying and failing to do the "A" in "YMCA", oh no. It is actually a symbol that means "OK". Why? Well, we don't know everything.
8 of 15Whoa now, these hands don't mean "whoa now". They're a hug, idiot.
9 of 15Are you thinking what we're thinking? Because we're thinking that this person that looks like they're thinking is actually someone bowing as a sign of respect.
10 of 15We're pretty worried about this one. It means disappointed but relieved, which surely can only apply in very limited situations that we'd rather not think about.
11 of 15POO MEANS GOOD LUCK, OBVIOUSLY.
12 of 15NOT a high five. NOT simply praying. ACTUALLY gratitude or thanks.
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14 of 15GET THIS CAT A CHILL PILL. Wait, no don't, because apparently it's weary, not scared. DON'T LET IT CHILL, IT'LL FALL ASLEEP (because it's weary, as we mentioned).
