For every 1000 people who are obsessed with Pokémon Go, there's an angry old fossil posting sweary notes on their own garden fence, telling wannabe Ash Ketchums to get the FUCK OFF THEIR LAWN OR THEY'RE CALLING THE POLICE, Y'HEAR!?
One unhappy chappy posted this *lovely* sentiment, which, understandably, went viral:
So Joe Heenan, from Scotland, fought fire with fire (probably a Charizard):
Thousands of retweets and LOLs later, our faith in the world is restored. Until tomorrow, anyway.
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