"The colour of cheese, the glow of the sun".
That's what we're all looking for in a beauty product, right? The unique hue of the President Elect, with the stench of his feet to match?
As if life wasn't confusing enough, Cheetos have decided to create perfume and bronzer that smells exactly like their tasty golden product.
How? They've [brought] together the finest skin stuff that elegantly smears across your face to give you a vibrant Cheetos® glow'".
Oh. OK. They go on:
"Some may call it face paint, but I prefer to call it bronzer. Colour de Cheetos® Bronzer is sure to colour you the perfect shade of Cheetos® orange while everyone else stands by, green with envy."
And how about the perfume? Is it some kind of posh cheese extract or what?
A "ravishing scent", it's "crafted from hand-extracted cheese oils taken from only the rarest Cheetos and carefully mixed by hitting the blender's ON button. With Cheeteau, you're sure to lure anyone (hungry) around you, for no one can resist the smell of Cheetos."
So now you know. If you were wondering what to buy us for Christmas...
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