China Bans Banana Porn, Rebels Suck Them Outside London Embassy

It's weirdly apeeling.

Things that are currently banned in China: Time travel, Facebook, reincarnation and the live-streaming of banana porn.

The first three we can live without (lol OK we need Facebook too), but let's circle back to the 'nanas. You mean, like, actual bananas? 

Oh. You do. Cool. 

In its quest to ban all things fun, China's communist government has forbidden the online streaming of sexual acts involving bananas, which had been serving as a healthy alternative to normal porn vids until that point (also banned in China).

Fruit fetishists are NOT happy - one guy showed up to the Chinese embassy in London to suck chocolate off a freshly peeled banana, in protest (or something). 

If that's your bag, you can watch the thoroughly weird video here - where it's sadly still totally legal.

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