China Have Banned The Upcoming Deadpool Movie Because They're Pansy-Ass Sissies

Yeah, that's right. COME AT US CHINA.

It’s long been Deadpool’s modus operandi to offend and cause trouble – but this might be his greatest achievement yet.

The China Film Group have ruled that the Ryan Reynolds-fronted superhero flick will not screen in China, due to its violence, nudity and graphic language.

Chinese censors often collaborate with studios to produce clean, inoffensive edits of R-rated movies, but we can only assume that removing offensive material from the Deadpool movie would leave Chinese audiences with around 20 seconds of footage.

This isn’t the first time that China have banned huge Hollywood blockbusters, however…