Peter Belfast via Twitter
1. This. Just, this. What the..?
2. SOS, Christmas is in serious trouble
3. Um, Halloween was ages ago? Who writes this stuff?!
4. If you get this, at all, we'd like a handwritten letter explaining why, and how, in full. Tx bb
5. So good, you should be able to read it on BOTH sides of the English Channel
7. We secretly quite like this one
8. Just, what, I don't even know, everyone go home now
Haha! These cracker jokes are hilarious. pic.twitter.com/ZzTtRfTwtd— BertNews (@bertnews) December 16, 2014
10. Not gonna lie, we wish we'd come up with this
As Christmas cracker jokes go, this is way too clever. pic.twitter.com/jQ3Wp5M2iA— Peter Hamill (@peter_belfast) December 26, 2014
11. RIP, Christmas.
12. PLEASE. MAKE. IT. STOP.
13. No... this cannot be real...
14. But no, this is Christmas, and all the jokes should be awful. So let's end with the Actual Worst, shall we?
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