However uh-mazing Christmas is, there's one thing that it's not: new.
You get out the same old decorations, put your tree up in the exact same spot and eat the SAME AMAZINGLY DELICIOUS FOOD every year. As a formula, it's already perfect.
Some 'geniuses' think it's the ultimate opportunity to cash in with hollow marketing ploys. These harrowing food mash-ups prove that traditions are there for a reason - no matter how 'cool' and 'innovative' a new snack might sound in the boardroom...
Disgusting Christmas Foods That Should Not Exist..
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