Look, we like weird food. Doughtnut pizza crusts? We're there. Chocolate crisps? Hell, we'll try anything once. But the population's ongoing quest for convenience has led the food industry to make some strange decisions, the hot fiery breath of consumerism whistling down its neck.
Ready-peeled avocados? Naked oranges wrapped in plastic? What kind of world is this? A world that needs frozen sandwiches and pre-assembled hot dogs, apparently - and there's more where that came from. Feast your eyes on these abominations, then go home and cook yourself a goddamn meal.