Babies. They're idiots. They'll literally do anything you tell them, can't talk properly and when they try to dress themselves? Pffft. Total shit show.
But one thing they *can* do well is housework. Hoovering, god, they love it. Washing up - can't get enough of those bubbles. Recycling? They do that stuff for FUN. All this time, you've been waving a rattle in their face and getting no response, when it should have been a toilet brush.
One dad in Australia cottoned on to this weird fact of life and decided to make a video, teaching long-suffering parents everywhere how to take advantage of this strange genetic need for cleanliness.
What do you need to do? Just ask, apparently. Here's the full thing - now go on and live a long and happy life, with a free live-in cleaner.
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