Dad Writes Hilarious Rejection Letter To Kid Who Asked For Advance In Pocket Money

Dad goals.

Remember how you got your dad that "World's Greatest Father" mug last June? Well go ahead and smash it. Smash it to smithereens. Because the world's greatest father ain't your fat, idle, old man, it's the man that wrote this letter.

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The letter was posted to Reddit by user u/Otto303 with the caption: "Our 6 y/o asked Dad for an advance on his allowance for a toy. This is the response he got."

Posted from The Bank Of Dad, the missive refuses the loan of $20 because "we have find you have insufficient funds, and a history of not doing your chores." Slay. Queen. Etc.

Here's the letter in full: 

"We regret to inform you at this time that we are unable to provide a loan in the amount requested of $20.00. After reviewing your account, we have find you have insufficient funds, and a history of not doing your chores.

Furthermore, over $80.00 has been spent on discretionary entertainment expenses since Christmas. This is an unsustainable amount of expenditure, and we cannot further compound the problem by financially assisting with occurring further debt at this point.

If you would like to refute this decision, you can contact our complaint department at (Mom’s number.) Our dispute manager at this number may be able to persuade us to reverse our decision.

Thank you for choosing DAD Savings and Loan, we appreciate the chance to serve your financial needs."

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