Dad Writes The Greatest Graduation Card Of All Time

First class honesty.

You're familiar with dad jokes, aren't you? They're usually puns, or literal answers to questions, or dance moves.

This is not a dad joke. It's a joke made by a dad, sure, but the punchline is you. Welcome to the most brutal graduation card you will ever see:

The card was uploaded to Reddit by user Lootman, and it reads (because apparently if dads have a massive sense of humour, the pay off is tiny writing): "You have now accomplished the absolute minimum standard of our society. Here's some money." 

Which, y'know, yay money. We guess. 

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