If you're not into Tinder, or Grindr, or even OkCupid, then maybe, just maybe, you'll be into Hater, the dating app for people who hate everything.
That's right, you can now get matched with a potential lover based on the things that piss you off, ranging from Donald Trump and building the wall to slow walkers and butt selfies (belfies for those of you playing at home).
Because when you think about it, it's the things that make you boil with utter rage that make you really relate to someone, you know?
Plus, instead of requiring you to come up with some variant on "Hey wuu2?", when you match with someone Hater makes you both play an icebreaker game where you fill in the blank.
And with that kind of hot, hot anger commingling with lust, it's only a matter of time before you're getting busy with a babe who hates fedoras as much as you do.
The future is mad (and horny) as hell.