Well now Ross has kicked us in the crotch and spat on our neck whilst we're down, by announcing the reunion isn't going to be like we thought it was at all.
"I wish I could say it was going to be a reunion," he told E! News, explaining that the cast are simply gathering to pay tribute to director James Burrows (which we totally kind of knew but were in denial about).
"There's no Friends reunion," he added, really twisting the knife in. "It's a tribute to Jimmy Burrows who we love and I'm just thrilled to be a part of it. As many of us that can be there will be there and the casts of so many shows are going to try to be there—Frasier, Cheers, Will and Grace, it goes on.
This man is an incredible director who helped define situation comedy in this country in the last 40 years so I love him and I'm excited to be there."
Schwimmer still thinks it will be a great night (BUT WHAT DOES HE KNOW?). "It's going to be a good time," he said. "We're all going to be there honoring someone we love very much, Jimmy Burrows, the great director."