12 Pieces Of Weird, Stupid Deadpool Merchandise That You Desperately Need In Your Life

Dead good Deadpool doohickeys.

Sure, Superman's brave, and Captain America's noble, but you wouldn't invite either of them to a barbecue, would you? Heroics aside, most superheroes are lycra-clad fun sponges. The Avengers probably have the dryest WhatsApp group in the universe.

At Comedy Central we like our superheroes sassy. That's why we're huge fans of the new Deadpool movie, starring Ryan Reynolds as everyone's favourite anarchic piss-taking assassin.

And to celebrate, we thought we'd gather together some of the weirdest pieces of Deadpool merch on the dot coms.

This awesome fridge maker-betterer

Buy here.

A sexy drawing, just for you

From JessAndGinger on Reddit.

This Iron Man X Deadpool combo suit that you need in your life, even if you only ever wear it to do the dishes

From BakaMick on Reddit.

Look, it's a quite beautiful piece of Deadpool splatter art

Buy here.

Alienate your workmates with this murderous pencil holder

Buy here.

This isn't Lego, which normally would be bad. But they're little Deadpools, so in actual fact it is good

Buy here.

It's a gun-toting Deadpool riding a Vespa. What more do you want?

Buy here.

A terrifying piggy bank

Buy here.

A slightly less intimidating piggy bank

 

Buy here.

Are you jealous of this Deadpool jelly tray? Yes you are

Buy here.

Don't let anybody tell you this T-shirt is not a good idea

Buy here.

Guitars are cool. Deadpool is cool. If you buy this, you will probably still not be cool

Buy here.