Definitive Proof That Rachel's Running Style Was Actually Way Worse Than Phoebe's

She looks like a cross between Kermit The Frog and The Six Million Dollar Man - AND THAT'S A GOOD THING.

Welcome, Friends fans. Take a seat. Get out your notepads.

We've got something important to discuss. Something that you may not have previously given enough consideration. 

The thing is, it turns out Phoebe's running style in The One Where Phoebe Runs is way, way, way, way, way, way, WAY BETTER than Rachel's.

Before we make our argument, re-familiarise yourself with a clip of the aforementioned scene. 

See what we mean?

No?

Right. Let's get down to business. Here's your proof: 

1. Rachel says that when Phoebe runs, "she looks like a cross between Kermit The Frog and The Six Million Dollar Man", AS IF THAT'S A BAD THING 

2. SERIOUSLY NOT A BAD THING

3. Rachel's primary motivation for running is to see cute guys, so why did she wear THIS absolutely criminal fleece (and breathe like a chinchilla in heat)? 

4. According to fitness calculators, Phoebe's style burns 178 more calories every half hour than Rachel's does

5. Rachel ran into a horse

Related: Every Single Outfit Rachel Wore In Season One, Ranked