Ever wanted to completely, utterly ruin your own childhood? Step this way.
A guy who played Goofy at Disneyworld for 20 YEARS got fired, then did a Reddit AMA to vent his frustrations.
His stories are brutally honest (and hilarious. He had an actual fight with Donald Duck) and you need to read them all NOW:
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