Disneyworld's Goofy Gets Fired, Reveals 20 Years Of Secrets In Reddit AMA

"This post is not for those who wish to preserve the Disney Magic."

Ever wanted to completely, utterly ruin your own childhood? Step this way.

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A guy who played Goofy at Disneyworld for 20 YEARS got fired, then did a Reddit AMA to vent his frustrations.

 

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His stories are brutally honest (and hilarious. He had an actual fight with Donald Duck) and you need to read them all NOW:

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