The world has long wondered about Dora The Explorer's beauty secrets (she managed to stay seven years old for 16 years, and new series Dora In The City sees her turn 10).
Turns out, they're a little unconventional.
She vapes. Dora the effing Explorer vapes, and she's been suspended from school for it. We are of course talking about her voice actress Fátima Ptacek, who's been caught "using a vapor pen to inhale caramel-flavored water" on school property. First Leo, now this.
THE SCANDAL. THE DRAMA. THE CARAMEL. Here are our favourite #outraged tweets.
Parents everywhere are tearing their hair out:
What if this little dude ain't even a map— Cobi (@Cobanermani456) April 12, 2016
Dora has been lit for years, that's crazy pic.twitter.com/wJMuA48MNK
Their kids will soon be home-schooled:
I wonder if Dora the Explorer ever rolled up and smoked the map. I bet Boots was hiding some primo shit in those gargantuan cloppers of his— S A W Y E R ⚡️ (@sawybawy) April 12, 2016
This is no joke, people:
The Girl That Does The Voice Of Dora The Explorer Got Suspended From School For Vaping 😂😂😂— Reece King (@ReeceKing_) April 12, 2016