Someone Translated The Bible Into Emojis For “Millennials”

"In the beginning was the word, and the word was a bit boring tbh"

“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was a bit boring tbh.” – an actual, literal quote (lies) from the guy who decided to translate the bible - the most read book in the world - into emojis… for millennials.

That’s right, all your favourite books (every. single. one of them) from the bible are now available in iPhone-friendly Scripture Bites™, and frankly they make the whole thing a lot more tolerable.


Personally, we're pretty ambivalent about the whole religion thing (you do you, babes), but if the God Squad are going to peddle their wares to the kids, we’re sort of glad they’re doing it in such a horrifically awkward and ham-fisted way. Imagine if the Church’s emoji game was on point? It’d spell the end for life as we know it.

Here are a few of our favourite tracts…

 

 


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