Every Dude You’ll Avoid At The Club Tonight

Keep away at all costs.

It's the weekend, and you're feeling fine. Because it's that time again: time to hit the club.

Oh yeah, that's right. It's clubbing time. And you're nobody's fool. You're a legend around here. Pump it up.

But what's that? That, over there? It's one of those guys you've heard about, the ones who turn up at clubs and fall into one of ten loosely defined categories as determined by an article you read online once.

Which category, though? Well, you absolute champion, journey forward and find out.

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