HERE'S WHY TAYLOR SWIFT'S CAT HATES HER

Fed up with their fame-hungry owner's attention grabbing antics, these celeb owned fur balls are all bored out of their tiny little minds. They'd much rather just be curled up at home with a nice bowl of Pedigree Chum and a squeaky toy.

[subheader:list:1]Rover hates Adrian Chiles because he's just dragged him along to his fifth public engagement of the week.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:2]Tinkerbell hates Paris Hilton because she's just dressed her up in silly clothes for the third time today.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:3]Puddy hates Chrissy Teigen because she only shows her attention when other people are around.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:4]Buster hates Simon Cowell because he just uses him as a cog in his corporate money making music machine.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:5]Scooter hates Denise Richards because she really wanted another child instead of him.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:6]Jacob hates Foxes because she only feeds him dry food.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:7]Lola hates Alessandra Ambrosio because she thinks she just sees her as an accessory.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:8]Asia hates Lady Gaga because she just wants a quiet life.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:9]Leonardo hates Amy Childs because he was just having a nice nap, and now he's got to go and meet the paparazzi. Again.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:10]Goose hates Eva Longoria because he still won't forgive her for getting him neutered.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:11]Olivia Benson hates Taylor Swift because she thinks the celebrity world is shallow and vacuous.[/subheader]