Fire Tweets From Ryan Reynolds Fighting Off Horny Fans

"Eat my ass". "Just planting flowers in my local community centre".

Ryan Reynolds is very hot.

Ryan Reynolds via Twitter

Let's get that out of the way. Most people hold a quiet appreciation of his chiselled face and refined comedic timing deep within their soul. Most people take it out for a breather every now and again in the comfort of their own nome. Most people do not tweet the married, soon-to-be-father-of-two with explicit, slightly alarming sexual messages:

But when they do, Ryan handles it with grace. Flair, actually - check out his calm, calculated replies to legions of horny people the world over...

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