Fish Oreos Are Here And Literally No One Knows Why

"The texture is similar to Play-Dough".

Some things are so perfect they should only be looked at, never touched.

The Queen's hair-do. A Van Gogh painting. Orlando Bloom on a paddleboard. And Oreos, obv.

(Unless you're mashing up hundreds of them up to make a cake, in which case go right ahead).

Oreos are perfect just the way they are, but those pesky manufacturers ca't stop toying with them.

THEY HAVE NOW ADDED FISH.


NOT REAL FISH, YOU UNDERSTAND, BUT THE SICKLY RED GUMMY SWEET VARIETY

The reviews are in, and uh, they're not good:

So what have Nabisco got to say for themselves, huh!?

"We create all of our limited-edition flavors to provide surprising new twists people know and love and on occasion, create unexpected and unique flavor combinations that people may never have thought were possible," an Oreo spokesperson told Business Insider.

You got that right, Oreo. We hope this 'unique' flavour combo swims away real soon.

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