Friends' Airport Dildo Prank Is Unbearably, Hilariously Cruel

"I don't ask questions around here, that's your business."

Any first-time flyer has a right to be nervous. All that turbulence, terrorists and terrible in-flight meals - it's enough to make you want to stay at home. One group of friends finally managed to convince their pal to get on board - but not before a classic dildo prank.

Radio and TV personality Will Burge tweeted a video on Friday showing a TSA agent inspecting his friend's bag at airport security. The clip starts with the TSA agent asking the passengers where they're going, before pulling out a gigantic dildo strapped to a bottle of (totally contrabrand) water. 

"I don't ask questions around here, that's your business," the TSA agent tells the group, "but the water's too large to go." It's a weird world indeed when the dildo can stay, but you've gotto throw the water away...

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