17 Spam Emails That Are So Insane, You Have To Laugh

"I sent a deadly animal to you. Check it out!"

We've all accidentally opened a spam email from HaWana Phuk Yu, Taiwan, and clicked off in 0.332 seconds, an imaginary horde of strangers already running head-first into our bank accounts, arms flailing, our CVV number scribbled on a sticky note in their back pocket. But did you think to screenshot it and share it with the world? Probably not. You're silly like that. Here' s a bunch of smart people who did do us that awesome service:

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