17 Hilarious Emoji Text Messages You Need To Write Today

Your flirting skills just went up a notch.

Kids today, eh? No longer satisfied with running home from school to jump on MSN to add their new 'boyfriend' to their screename (surrounded by <3s and roses, obv) they've all got phone contracts, Snapchat, and hundreds of emoji to help them express those true feelz of lurve.

So many, in fact, that the cleverest of the bunch have found meaning beyond that intended by the juggernauts at Apple and beyond. Meaning WAY beyond that saucy aubergine and taco exchange you had last week. Feast your eyes upon these brilliant emoji conversations (and vow to up your game, fast).