There's not much you or I can do to get Leonardo DiCaprio an Oscar. That Facebook page your aunt Judy set up, your tweet to the Academy, and the homemade statue you constructed out of tin foil haven't helped so far.
But thankfully, you can finally, literally, and immediately help Leo on his quest.
Leo's Red Carpet Rampage is a new 8-bit game in which you run, jump, and battle quaaludes to get Leo his rightful award.
Go forth, my children. You know what you have to do.