Kristy Packer Ralphs just wanted to make her family laugh. She just wanted Halloween to be memorable. She just wanted to put a pumpkin on her head then take it off at her leisure.
But life didn't let that happen, no sir. Life stuck that pumpkin to her head, and stuck it on real good. Not when she screamed, not when she cried, not when she prayed to that hallowed God of Halloween, sweet baby Jesus, would it come loose.
Her family looked on and laughed. Then they looked on and sang pumpkin songs. They really provided no sympathy whatsoever. And you're about to do the very same.