Goth Bagels Are Darker Than Your Cold, Black Heart

Why can't we let bread be bread?!

Former emo kids everywhere, REJOICE.

The rainbow burger trend hath passed. Stupidly bright and cheerful Starbucks drinks will soon give way to PSLs (Pumpkin Spiced Lattes - srsly, where you been?).


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And now it's OUR time. Time to embrace cold, darkness and despair. And death. Loads of death.

Introducing, the goth burger.

YEEAHHHHHHH. Pass the hair gel, gimme the eyeliner, CALL THE HAIRDRESSER AND BRING BACK THE EMO FRINGE. Hell, take a photo of your feet with a digital camera! Lunch like it's 2003, baby!

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