Guy Writes Insane Rulebook For Girlfriend Going To University

"This is really hard for me because I've always been a tremendously good person and have never gone to a party".

We've all been there. You're in a great relationship, things are going well, then you get your exam results and BOOM, one of you gets a place at college while the other rocks back and forth in tears.

At this point, most of us do the smart thing and break the whole thing off. Come on, you already know their Netflix password and that bald patch at the back of their head isn't getting any smaller.

But the clingy ones see that coming. They *know* that's your next move. So they do everything in their power to stop it. 

via Ladbible

'Unfortunately, everything in their power' often amounts to pretty much 'the worst thing they could possibly do to make you stay faithful'.

Take this dude, who panicked so much as his girlfriend prepped to move away, that he banned her from having any fun whatsoever.

Is he for real?

 But our favourite part? 

"This is really hard for me because I've always been a tremendously good person and have never gone to a party. When I text you, you are to answer. The party is not and will not ever be more important than me. You better know what you are doing."

Oh, she knows what she's doing alright. Dumping your sorry ass. 

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