Gwyneth Paltrow Purposely Gets Bees To Sting Her

Honey, we'll sting you for free.

After consciously uncoupling, steam cleaning her vagina, and claiming water has feelings, we didn't think Gwyneth Paltrow could get any more ridiculous. 

But oh, she has. She really has. How? Well, she recently told The New York Times she has paid money for bees to sting her.

It's called apitherapy, or "bee therapy" (because bees) and apparently it's good for your skin.

"I’m open to anything. I’ve been stung by bees," Gwenny said. "People use it to get rid of inflammation and scarring,  It’s actually pretty incredible if you research it. But, man, it’s painful."

PAINFUL FOR THE BEES. WHO DIE. DIE FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SKIN.

DON'T YOU KNOW BEES ARE ALREADY ENDAGERED GWYNETH? 

Speaking exclusively to Comedy Central, a bee who wished to remain anonymous said: "My brother died for nothing. And Shakespeare in Love was a terrible movie." 

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