If your love life's limper than unwatered Fluxweed, you'll have fantasised about Amortentia too many times to count.
In the muggle world, you can't make anyone love you - except, perhaps, if you turn up to some horny Hufflepuff's bedroom in THIS:
Magic may not exist, but this is pretty damn close.
Yandy.com's 'Magical Student Fantasy' lingerie costume featuring a sheer, grey lace crop top with a white collar, a sheer, burgundy high waisted panty with a grey lace trim, a cheeky cut back, removable burgundy and gold suspenders, and a matching striped tie. (Glasses and wand not included.)
Even better, there's a 'Crooked Broomstick' to accessorise with.
Mischief managed, indeed. The only thing we're not happy about? There's only a Gryffindor version - how's that meant to help a Ravenclaw Slytherin?