You'd be forgiven for thinking the entire population of the world has already read Harry Potter.
But astoundingly, Chris Chappell hadn't - so after ploughing through books 1-4 he bought The Order Of The Phoenix off the internet.com and started reading.
Things started to get a bit ~weird~ so he text his pal and Potterhead, Shelley Zhang:
This... this can't be real. HOW COULD HE THINK THIS?
"Chris had kind of missed the boat on the whole Harry Potter phenomenon," Zhang wrote in an email to Mashable.
"He never read the books or saw the movies, and about a month ago he said he was going to read the Harry Potter books and finally catch up with 20 years of pop culture."