Last week we were bowled over by a dog whose owners built him a Harry Potter-style bedroom in the cupboard under the stairs.
We'll admit it, we were jealous. Anything to get one step closer to the boy wizard (and hey, if we adopt his lifestyle maybe THEN our Howarts letter will turn up in the post).
So imagine our delight when HARRY POTTER'S ACTUAL FRICKIN HOUSE, INCLUDING CUPBOARD UNDER SAID STAIRS, went on the housing market.
Up 'til now we'd been able to look at a reproduction of the house at Warner Bros. Studios in Leavesden (pictured), but now you can *actually* live there, if you're rich.
According to the listing, the home is: “Situated in a quiet cul-de-sac location, this detached property has recently undergone complete renovation to an extremely high standard.”
Imagine our sadness when we found out it was up for close to half a million quid (£475,000 - how much is that in Galleons?). Brilliant. Great. TOTALLY AFFORDABLE FOR THE AVERAGE HARRY POTTER FAN.
Us millennials can't catch a break. Or a Hogwarts letter flying out of Harry's actual fireplace :(
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