Listen, we're going to be honest with you. The only reason we ever watch the BRIT awards is for the outfits. And we ain't talking about the good ones.
Every year, some-celebrity-or-other takes it to the next level with their furry/glittery/sequined/meaty ensemble, and we can't help but stare.
We're not ones to mock, of course, so instead we're celebrating their outfits. By comparing them to inanimate objects. Enjoy.
Labrinth - A pack of Strawberry Millions
Undeniably tasty, if not a little hard to swallow.
Jess Glynne - Merida from Brave
"Yes, yes, that outfit is very brave"
"You mean like the movie?"
James Bay - The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
It's not even the hat, tbh.
Sinitta - This limited edition blue Furby
Who wouldn't want to look like a blue furby though? The jokes on you and your boring, boring jeans.
Keith Lemon - This Playmobil man
We can hardly tell them apart.
Lana Del Rey - This Lampshade
A very, very nice lampshade, to be fair to all involved.
Cheryl Not-Sure-What-Her-Last-Name-Is-Rn - This saucy Belle Halloween costume
She doesn't look like actual Belle, because Belle would never show her thighs. Believe us. We've asked.
Rihanna - The Bang On The Door Cat
Spread it like wildfire.