9 High-Profile Family-Oriented Celebrities Who Have Engaged In Threesomes

Who we definitely can't and won't name.

For the last few weeks, the press have been bemoaning the fact that they can't name a "high-profile, family-oriented" celebrity who was caught having a threesome.

This is because of something called an "injunction", which is basically the legal equivalent of that zipping motion you do over your mouth when your mate Tom tries to tell your Tinder date about that time you two experimented with Pringles tubes. 

But did you know this injunction isn't the first of its kind? Nine other family-oriented celebrity couples have actually stopped the press from revealing their sordid affairs. Although we can't name them, here's a rundown of their deeds. 

To clarify, this is strictly hypothetical, alleged, rumoured, and more. No furries were harmed in the making of this article. 

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