17 Homemade Sex Toys That'll Make You Weep For Humanity

"Why pay more for nipple clamps when these will do just fine?"

We've brought you the weirdest sex toys on the planet. We've shown you all the celebrity-endorsed erotica out there. But it's time to bring it home.

Quite literally - here's all the homemade sex toys you have lying around your house, RIGHT NOW, and never noticed.

Warning - contains disturbing images (particularly that one of a computer printer turned into a dildo).

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