Quite literally - here's all the homemade sex toys you have lying around your house, RIGHT NOW, and never noticed.
Warning - contains disturbing images (particularly that one of a computer printer turned into a dildo).
Homemade Sex Toys To Get You Hot Under The CollarPenis popsicles, iFanny holders and more.
1 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.comThe nice thing about the magnetic clips is that you can use the magnets to attach a little bit of weight, or you can stick your sub’s tits to the fridge.
2 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.comWe kid you not, the description says: "It might be a challenge to get the blunt knob to go in, but once it does, you can celebrate your “Great Job!” Get an inkpad and you can sit and stamp."
3 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.comYou can use this in place of a crop, flogger, or slapper to smack your partner’s ass. But who the fuck cares, BECAUSE IT LIGHTS UP.
4 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.comNext up, this fantastically resourceful, low-budget 'f*** chair' - no, your eyes don't decieve you, that is a bin bag with a hole in it. Actual instructions: '1x large (30 gallon) heavy-duty trash bag (the new “stretchy” kind) works best. *Shudder*
5 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.comEach traffic cone is imprinted with words of encouragement, like “Excellent Work!” “Perfect!” and “Fabulous!” to keep you motivated to reach your goal.
6 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.com"Many a woman first lost her virginity to a hairbrush handle." THIS IS WHAT IT SAYS. IT ACTUALLY SAYS THIS.
7 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.com"This creation was inspired by a reader who suggested inserting a cucumber dildo into a melon base so it could be "ridden". We've gone one better and added vibration and a second ridged cucumber for clit or anal stimulation." Well, well.
8 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.com"One of nature’s perfect dildos – but now it won’t squish or get overripe. This faux fruit is realistically sized, made of plastic covered styrofoam, and it makes part of an attractive display on your counter or coffee table." They're not wrong.
9 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.com"Those ridges on the rubberized thumb grip are placed just right for hitting the G-spot. We also found some tire scrubbers in the auto section with curved handles that would be great for prostate massage."
10 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.comHere we have the 'Fun In The Sun' beach pail, or as we call it over in the UK, a bucket. Good lord. You will need: 1x child-sized water wing inflatable armband, 1x sunscreen or lotion, 1x small bucket.
11 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.comWhat an opening sentence: "Here's what you need: a toy laser sword with a retractable blade, a brightly colored clear jelly dildo, a utility knife, and a mini LED flashlight."
12 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.com"Refill the bucket with popcorn to conceal your secret pocket pussy. Bring along some tissues and individual packets of lube. Then sit back and enjoy the show!"
13 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.comEvery Halloween millions of pumpkins go to waste, tossed away like cheap trash. However, with a little creativity, that seemingly innocent pumpkin can become one hot sex toy.
14 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.comJust don't forget to empty the crisps out first.
15 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.comTickly little tentacles, s'all we're saying.
16 of 17Homemade-sex-toys.comDon't pretend those infomercials don't give you ideas.
17 of 17IMPORTANT: "To reuse the mould, wash both halves with soap and water and allow to dry. The seam will need to be resealed for each use."
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