Are you ready to smash your glasses, rip your contact lenses, and - if necessary - wear two eyepatches forevermore?
Because after you've seen this little boy stuck in a table, you will never need to see anything else again.
Nothing will ever compare to this video uploaded by @alyseroberts_, the little boy's older sister, in which - and honestly, we do feel a bit bad for laughing - the child wails about how scared he is whilst trapped in his metal cage.
Side note: What kind of table is this anyway?
When ur little bro gets stuck in a table... pic.twitter.com/OmYvAuLQ7K— alyse (@alyseroberts_) February 28, 2016
It appears, thankfully, Alyse's brother is now free, although desperate to purge the family home of the cruel memories:
table for sale! very good quality and can hold the average small child. please purchase to spread awareness for jake pic.twitter.com/2rSFo1EUqm— alyse (@alyseroberts_) February 29, 2016