Honestly, This Little Boy Stuck In A Table Is All You Need To See Ever

Side note: wtf kinda table is that.

Are you ready to smash your glasses, rip your contact lenses, and - if necessary - wear two eyepatches forevermore?

Because after you've seen this little boy stuck in a table, you will never need to see anything else again.

Nothing will ever compare to this video uploaded by @alyseroberts_, the little boy's older sister, in which - and honestly, we do feel a bit bad for laughing - the child wails about how scared he is whilst trapped in his metal cage.

Side note: What kind of table is this anyway? 

It appears, thankfully, Alyse's brother is now free, although desperate to purge the family home of the cruel memories: