How Many People Did Each Friend Sleep With?

Turns out "How YOU doin?" does work...

Friends is a sexy show – the whole cast is ridiculously right-swipeable, and over the course of a decade they were bound to do a lot of the old, you know. The old how's-your-father.

But who had the most? After dedicated analysis of every episode (we're only counting sex that takes place or is mentioned within the timespan of the show, so they could have got up to anything and everything beforehand), we've got the definitive numbers. They all did pretty well. Nobody's love life was that DOA. 

In the least surprising news ever, the most sexually promiscuous Friend is... drumroll please... Joey.

Well, obviously.

Warner Bros / Comedy Central

How's HE doin'? Pretty well...

And for more Central Perk smut, check out this filth.