Immobulus! You Can Now Find Out What Your Patronus Is

Find out what J.K. Rowling's is, too!

Stop screaming.

We said stop it.

That's right, Harry Potter fans, you can now discover which animal is your very own Patronus, after over a decade of guesswork (and telling yourself it's not a hamster, it's not a hamster, it's definitely not a goddamn run-of-the-mill-any-five-year-old-could-have-one-shitty-fucking-hamster). 

J.K. Rowling's Pottermore website has announced that a new Patronus experience is live on the site, so you can see which animal would come to your rescue if Dementors decided to give you a smooch.

The 3D experience (god this is exciting, isn't it?) allows users to answer questions written by J.K. herself to help them discover whether a dolphin (yep, you can actually get a dolphin) or a tabby cat might one day save their soul. This is J.K's:

A Patronus reflects the personality of the owner, so basically the aim of the game is to avoid getting a boring (or slow. Or ugly. Or weak. Or timid. Or silly) one. 

 

In the books, Harry's takes the form of a stag, representing his father, while Professor Snape's is a doe, a symbol of his love for Harry's mum Lily.

SO WHAT DO I DO?!

1. Summon a happy memory

2. Answer a series of short, time-sensitive multiple-choice options on screen

3. WTF ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE GET OVER TO POTTERMORE AND SORT YOURSELF OUT RIGHT NOW, MUGGLE

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