Is This The Funniest Murder Trial Transcript Of All Time?

Sort of like if Cartman was on Making A Murderer...

Legal trials are, by and large, one of the most boring things in the world. Sure, there are exceptions, but chances are if you're ever called up on jury duty you'll be dealing with some low level credit card theft rather than the crime of the century.

But sometimes, just sometimes, you might strike a real goldmine - a case no one can take their eyes off.

Seriously, in terms of suspense and intrigue, Making A Murderer and Serial got nothing on The Epic Tale of "Fuckman Ass" And "Donkey Dick". Read a few of our favourite bits below, or witness the entire affair here.

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