James Corden Did Ginger Shots And Sang On A Rollercoaster With Selena Gomez Because, Obviously

IS THERE ANYTHING FUN THIS MAN HASN"T DONE?

Look, James Corden, this isn't the first time we've talked about this. We TOLD you. Stop making us hate ourselves, our pathetic little jobs and our sad existences in general. No one's life is allowed to be as fun as yours. Not even Prince George's. He might be allowed to vomit on the Queen and meet Obama in his dressing gown but at least that dude knows when it's bedtime.

As if getting naked with the Red Hot Chilli Peppers wasn't enough. No, as if SAVING A BABY'S LIFE WITH THE RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS wasn't enough. Now you've ridden a rollercoaster with Selena Gomez while singing her song, then gone to the McDonald's Druve Thru with her to pick up a drink WITH HER SONG LYRICS EMBLAZONED ON THE CUP. 

Why are you doing this to us? Don't you know it hurt when you text Leo DiCaprio off Jennifer Lopez's phone and he actually goddamn replied? Didn't you realise you killed us inside when One Direction sang in perfect harmony inside that monstrous car of yours? WELL IT DID.

Now you're interviewing Justin Bieber's coolest ex and we've just about had enough. Just watch the whole video here, man. We can't even talk about it anymore.

And here's every other moment we f***ing HATED James Corden and everything he stands for (our lives being crap in comparison). If you need us, we'll be by the photocopier. Where we always are.

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