Jennifer Aniston Has Been Named The World's Most Beautiful Woman Because OBVIOUSLY

She's a vampire, FYI.

Bad news: you have once again been overlooked for the People Magazine ‘World’s Most Beautiful Woman’ award.

Good news: Jennifer Aniston won it, so you shouldn’t feel too bad.

Jennifer Aniston. Suspiciously, vampirically ageless Jennifer Aniston. The kind of beauty that could only be allowed to forge after a high-stakes deal with the devil. 

What did humanity forsake in trade of Jennifer Aniston’s perfect face? World peace? Equality? Absolutely worth it. Jennifer Aniston is the ‘World’s Most Beautiful Woman’ 2016, and that is all we need.

Commenting on the award, which she first won way back in 2004, she said: "I thought, "Oh my God”, there was a sort of very excited, sort of teenager-y kind of moment of feeling very, very flattered.”

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So how did she manage to keep herself in top condition (beyond regularly loosening her pores in the fiery depths of Hell)?

"I've got a healthy bag of vitamins I take three times a day, like Viviscal and your basic omegas and vitamin C. Good stuff" she said.

She also regularly exercises six days a week, which sounds AWFUL. Have a look at her cover below…

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