Jeremy Kyle can just stop it. What, you ask? Absolutely everything. It's 2016 and there's absolutely no reason Jeremy Kyle should still exist, on or off the realms of daytime television.
This isn't simply for the usual reasons (shouty, abusive, weird haircut) but also because HE MADE CONFESSIONS ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE ON STAGE WHILST LYING IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION.
"You know what’s just struck me? What I’m doing right now is the closest I’ve had to having sex for bloody ages, to be honest!" he exclaimed, oblivious to our tears.
We're sad now. Really sad.
Go away Jeremy.