This Job Advert For A Panda Impersonator Is Beyond Incredible

How bamboozling.

There's only one thing in this world as good as being a panda, and that's being a millionaire. But if you can't be a panda or a millionaire, then the third best thing this world can offer you is the job of a panda impersonator.

Yes. It's a thing. Chessington World of Adventures are advertising for a people to operate their new robotic pandas. 

 

We've got a Panda-tastic opportunity at Chessington World of Adventures. You better bear-lieve it!

Posted by Chessington World of Adventures Resort on Friday, 12 February 2016

The lucky recruits will have to control the limbs of the metal beasts,  and "must be able to sit around and act lazy for the majority of the day". 

HELLO. YES. SIGN US UP. 

If this sounds like all your dreams simultaneously come true, send a CV to adventure@chessington.co.uk or call 0207 6936999.