Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Apology To Australia Is Brutal And Beautiful

Time for a booting.

You might remember that last year Johnny Depp got into trouble for smuggling his and Amber Heard's dogs into Australia without declaring them.

Well the pair have now been fined $1,000 (which, we've checked, is like 2p to them) and been forced to make an apology video. An Oscar-worthy apology video.

Australia's deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce (who wouldn't vote for a name like that?) uploaded footage to his Facebook and boy, is it brutal. 

"When you disrespect Australian law they will tell you firmly," is actually a line our own Captain Jack Sparrow is forced to say. 

“I am really sorry that Pistol and Boo were not declared. Protecting Australia is important,” says Heard, whose real concern should be her appalling dog-naming choices. 

They finish with an ominous warning: “Declare everything when entering Australia”. Believe us guys, we totally will. 

Related: 17 Of the All-Time Guiltiest Dogs

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