Proof That Shark Porn Wasn't The Kinkiest Thing In Chandler's Sex Life

Could he BE hiding any more sex secrets?

It’s possible that TV’s most sarcastic man was hiding a secret all these years – is he a secret sex maniac? In season nine’s The One With The Sharks, Monica walks in on Chandler watching porn, and he flips the channel to a shark documentary. Monica concludes that he’s into shark porn.

For Monica to jump to the conclusion that he was into shark porn – shark porn – they must have got up to some pretty gnarly stuff. Shark porn. That’s not even a thing. Nobody would jump to that conclusion unless they were going out with a stone-cold freak. But what is his deal?

First off, we know he'll sleep with pretty much anything. Before he gets with Monica, he spends his days attempting to pick up basically any female that will have him, including Joey's sisters (we still can't remember which), current girlfriends (Kathy!) and even his future flings (yep, Chandler dated Ginger, the girl with the prosthetic leg, first). 

Next, let's look at HOW he gets his ya-yas. Exhibit a: effervescing bath salts, for crying out loud. Exhibit b: bondage – remember when we was handcuffed by Rachel’s boss Joanna in The One With The Cuffs?

Weirdly, he was upset to find handcuffs in Monica’s bedroom in The One Where Rachel Movies Out (but only because they weren’t something the pair of them enjoyed together. Hmm)

In The One With The Routine, when Phoebe and Rachel are looking for Monica’s Christmas presents, they find something mysterious and embarrassing of Chandler’s that nobody can quite bring themselves to name. We know it's not porn, as Chandler openly enjoyed that in the past (The One With The Free Porn, season four, episode 17). 

What could it be then? We can’t be 100% sure of this, but does… does Chandler have two penises? 

Think about it: he had an extra nipple and a missing toe, so what difference would another misnumbered body part make? Maybe the embarrassing thing the others found was two-dicked underpants or something. Maybe everyone kept it secret to keep his modesty (Joey: "Think about the last thing I wash, and the first thing you wash!").

Whatever his secret, it resulted in Monica having the best sex of her life (season five, episode four), so happy endings all round.