Kanye West Begs IKEA To Let Him Design Furniture In Most Bizarre Rant Yet

We know how sad he gets when he can't make his own chairs.

Kanye West makes the best clothes. Kanye West makes the best music. Kanye West makes the best babies. Kanye West must control all areas of his life and now that includes furniture. Look what happens when he has to sit on chairs he didn't make himself:

He finds it all deeply upsetting.

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But don't worry, because Kanye has a plan. He BBC Radio 1 (and hoped a popular Swedish furniture brand were listening):

"I have to work with IKEA – make furniture for interior design, for architecture and I know that if I do a minimalist apartment inside of a college dorm where the TV goes on the side of the wall."

Um, say what now, Yeezy?

"Yo Ikea, allow Kanye to create, allow him to make this thing.”

Because, you know what, I want a bed that he makes, I want a chair that he makes. I want more products from Ye."

C'mon, we *were* all thinking it. Weren't we? OK no. No we weren't. But it's cool cos he has some opinions on important shiz, too:

“I don’t have views on politics. I have a view on humanity, people, the truth,” he explained.

“If I can somehow make a difference while I’m alive, I’m going to try to do it.”

Oh. 

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